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Bangladesh used to be a crap side, but Bashar could bat a bit, and Rafique
was useful.
Then came the game against Australia in Cairns.
After that, Bangladesh were a crap side, but they showed heart, and Bashar
could bat a bit, and Mashrafe and Rafique were both useful.
Then came the game against the West Indies at St Lucia.
After that, Bangladesh were a crap side, but they showed heart, and Bashar
could bat a bit, and the tail could wag, and Mashud's a good keeper-batsman,
and Mashrafe and Rafique were both useful.
Then came the Test against India in Chittagong.
After that, Bangladesh were a crap side, but they showed heart, and Bashar
could bat a bit, and that Ashraful kid has talent, and the tail could wag, and
Mashud's a good keeper-batsman, and Mashrafe and Rafique were both useful.
Then came the Test series win against Zimbabwe.
After that, Bangladesh were a crap side, but they showed heart, and Bashar
could bat a bit, and that Ashraful kid had talent, and the tail could wag, and
Mashud's a good keeper-batsman, and Mashrafe and Rafique were both useful, and
that Haque Jr kid could bowl you out on the right sort of pitch.
Then came the tour of England.
After that, Bangladesh were a crap side, and if you take it easy against them
they can beat you, because Bashar can bat a bit, and that Ashraful kid can destroy
you, and that Nafees kid has talent, and that Aftab kid has talent, and the
tail can wag, and Mashud's a good keeper-batsman, and Mashrafe and Rafique were
both useful, and that Haque Jr kid can bowl you out on the right sort of pitch.
Give it another good tour, and it'll be ...
Bangladesh are an inconsistent side, and if you take it easy against them they
can beat you, and if they're on their day they can beat you, because Bashar
can bat a bit, and that Ashraful kid can destroy you, and that Nafees kid has
talent, and that Aftab kid has talent, and the tail can wag, and Mashud's a
good keeper-batsman, and Mashrafe and Rafique were both useful, and that Shahadat
kid can rip through the top of the order and that Haque Jr kid can bowl you
out on the right sort of pitch.