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Old May 30, 2012, 03:00 AM
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we shall do variation of "yo momma" jousting in this thread. in honor of sohel da.

this is how you play
1. pick your favorite member, or a member you cant stand
2. pick a portion of his character you picked up from bc
3. explain how that characteristic defines him/her with good examples.

demonstration one:

1. sohel
2. romantic lover to a fault
3. sohel is such a great lover, when cher met him, she finally stopped singning "do you believe in love after love after love"

carry on. i am very sleepy i shall contribute more later.....
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Old May 30, 2012, 03:30 AM
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demonstration two
1. zunaid
2. a wealthy traveler who likes food
3. each time zunaid eats out in US, the nation's unemployment rate goes down by 1 percent.
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Old May 30, 2012, 03:34 AM
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demonstration three
1. orpheus
2. a poor traveler who is []

Last edited by Rubu; May 30, 2012 at 11:44 AM.. Reason: mod.edit: please keep it G-rated.
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Old May 30, 2012, 03:53 AM
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demonstration four
1. fahima
2. empowered woman, seeking job, will not find a boyfriend to pay for her weekly manicure.
3. fahima is so empowered, she rejected a friend request from young billionaire mark zuckerberg, saying. "if you like it you shoudda put a ring on it, too late now b!t!!"
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Old May 30, 2012, 10:58 AM
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wow what a hit thread.
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Old May 30, 2012, 01:25 PM
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1. rubu
2. a good husband, a great father, a stable provider, a subpar moderator, he is a busy man.
3. rubu is so busy, he doesnt have the time to flush the toilet; he has been banned from every toilet in McDonalds. And they refuse to supersize his meals.
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Old May 30, 2012, 02:20 PM
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i am gonna make this the most replied thread in bc fc history. i have only a day...

1. mahmood
2. philanthropist

3. mahmood is so generous, he is the only BC member who will allow Ashraful to stay in his house in exchange for singing lessons.
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Old May 30, 2012, 03:01 PM
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1. iDumb

2. soccer fan/ very good guy

3. opens weird threads & since no one replies, he replies by himself
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Old May 30, 2012, 04:10 PM
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1. TigerEz
2. Wishes he was born in India, yaar.
3. TigerEz is so Indian that he won't walk down the steps in ghaat near Ganges if "Dravid" crosses his/her path.
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Old May 30, 2012, 04:12 PM
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1. iDumb
2. Pervert
3. iDumb is so perverted that he doesn't do "wifeswap" rather "wifeswipe" as in swipe your card to get a free nighter
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Old May 30, 2012, 04:16 PM
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1. Zunaid
2. bhojonroshik (trans: Food comedian)
3. Zunaid is so petuk that he tells bad jokes just to get the eggs and tomatoes thrown at him.

meh
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Old May 30, 2012, 11:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by iDumb
demonstration four
1. fahima
2. empowered woman, seeking job, will not find a boyfriend to pay for her weekly manicure.
3. fahima is so empowered, she rejected a friend request from young billionaire mark zuckerberg, saying. "if you like it you shoudda put a ring on it, too late now b!t!!"
lol that's right! Not interested in becoming a sister wife :S What a demeaning concept ...meh to each his own!
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Old May 31, 2012, 01:34 AM
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1. iDumb
2. Provocative
3. iDumb is so provocative, he once provoked himself into getting banned so that he could return and provoke again, and again, and again ...
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Old May 31, 2012, 01:36 AM
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1. Zeeshan
2. Rebel without a pause
3. Zeeshan is such as rebel, he changed his Mexican GF's name to Zebeca just because ...
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Old May 31, 2012, 01:38 AM
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1. Zunaid
2. Intimidating intelligence, makes bimbos scram
3. Zunaid is so smart, Mr. Siddiqui gave up (after spelling his first name in a variety of different ways) and decided to call his son Imroze, just so that his mimbo son can marry a woman of average IQ someday
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Old May 31, 2012, 01:40 AM
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challenge accepted ^^

1. lasima
2. kutni buri (trans: gossip girl)
3. lasima is such a tattle-teller slash gossiper that she writes down the name of contraception on her bf's back so that when bf goes: ghorer kotha pore janlo kemne, rickshawala goes: ei je emne
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Old May 31, 2012, 01:43 AM
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^The name's Lamisa, but I guess you're rebelling again?
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Old May 31, 2012, 01:45 AM
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1. isnaad
2. pseudo fascist pro military with nationalistic anti-hindustani bent
3. isnaad is so zealous that he stopped going to madrasa as it rhymes with madras
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Old May 31, 2012, 01:46 AM
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^ that's good
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Old May 31, 2012, 01:48 AM
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1. nasif
2. likes cartoon
3. nasif watches reruns so much that everytime his daughter watches CN he gives away the ending to make her go to bed
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Old May 31, 2012, 01:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sohel NR
^ that's good
Thanks. And Rabelais, hein? :p
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Old May 31, 2012, 02:00 AM
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1. goru
2. intelligent, methodical, lurker/creeper
3. goru is so out of your league.... that they werent kidding when they said he is of "Ivy League"
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Old May 31, 2012, 02:02 AM
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1. Naimul
2. BC Luiccha who d/ls bundu's pic and hits on every other woman :p
3. Naimul is so desperately Casanova that when women... ANY women notices a flat tire, they know Naimul must be nearby somewhere

get it? intentionally flatting tire just to offer some help to damsel in distress??
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Old May 31, 2012, 04:35 AM
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1. Zeeshan
2. Has a tendency of opening threads too frequently
3. Zeeshan is so addicted to thread opening, when his wife asked about his past records, he replied- "Father of 469 at the rate of 1 per 3 and a quarter days."
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Old May 31, 2012, 05:03 AM
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^^why is it a phobia if he LIKES opening threads?
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