If [X] played cricket?

[Zeeshan]

If a goldsmith played cricket?
If a woodcutter played cricket?
If a quantum physicist played cricket?
If an archaeologist played cricket?
If a street thug played cricket?
If an ornithologist played cricket?

ETc

What would happen?

I will start with:

If a sniper played cricket, he would aim at the stumps hard so as to simulate ballistics lest batsmen get in the way.

[Roey Haque]

If Obama played cricket, he would have to chase down 16 trillion runs while batting second.

If Oprah played cricket, everyone in that stadium would get a free house. Yes, I said house.

If Ashraful played...........oh wait.

[al-Sagar]

there are some footballer who dive to get penalties .......

these players would have been excellent in tight run out situations and also good slip catchers

[al-Sagar]

Originally Posted by Roey Haque
If Obama played cricket, he would have to chase down 16 trillion runs while batting second.

If Oprah played cricket, everyone in that stadium would get a free house. Yes, I said house.

If Ashraful played...........oh wait.

what about MA Jolonto Jolil

[One World]

Originally Posted by al-Sagar
what about MA Jolonto Jolil

While batting against Srilanka, he would modestly ask Bowden, " Is the bowler pom Gana"?

[kalpurush]

If Hafizuddin would have played cricket, bhaira, guess what could happen to Ashoka?

[One World]

If OP played cricket, we could see quick deaths of lesser threads in BC.

[Zeeshan]

if one world played cricket, he'd ball gay

[One World]

^Your world getting limited Z. That's the best you could get to, seriously?

[Leafs PWN]

If LeBron played cricket, he would be the best fielder ever seen. He'd make Jonty Rhodes look like a 1999 era Bangladeshi fielder.

[nadim 98]

If Zeeshan played cricket, he would have had a GF by now. IF...