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Old July 22, 2014, 11:22 PM
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Default 5 Things that make you angry every day

Here is mine:
1. Other cars on the road
2. "Urgent" emails
3. Crappy food choices during lunch period
4. weight machine
5. The fact that the worldcup is 4 freakin years away

How about you folks?
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Old July 22, 2014, 11:53 PM
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1. home internet not working
2. office internet not working
3. cell phone internet not working
4. traffic jam
5. unfavourable outdoor weather
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Old July 23, 2014, 12:27 AM
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1. Al sagar's post (they have no substance)
2. My wife.

That's it, otherwise I am a happy person. Thanks Jadukor, I have just discovered the source of all my ailments. Unfortunately I can't do anything about it without being very selfish and massively destructive. My action would hurt a LOT of people who are dear to me. These thoughts just BURNS ME UP everyday..... I got cheated in life.....
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Old July 23, 2014, 12:49 AM
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I can't tell how much of your rant is genuine and how much of it is theatrics
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Old July 23, 2014, 01:10 AM
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1. Procrastination.
2. Procrastination to remedy procrastination.
3. The random thoughts during procrastination.
4. The time wasted while making this post.
5. Facebook.
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Old July 23, 2014, 01:24 AM
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1. Hasina
2. Khaleda
3.Israel (makes me extremely sad at the same time)
4. Bangladesh Cricket team
5. Those people who use religion for personal gain.
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Old July 23, 2014, 02:34 AM
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1. Bed hair
2. Forgetting passwords
3. Customer service
4. Constipation
5. Smelling like curry. When I go home on breaks and stuff and mom cooks them fresh curries, I put on washed cloths right out of the dryer, spray my best stuff, doesn't matter what I do, as soon as I step out I smell like I just got off the boat!
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Old July 23, 2014, 03:10 AM
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here is another 5
1. Higuain the worthless idiot
2. My pillow which never settles at the right height
3. Stairs
4. Morning alarm
5. Mahmudullah Ryad
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Old July 23, 2014, 07:51 AM
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I can't tell how much of your rant is genuine and how much of it is theatrics
70 percent theatrics, 30 percent real..sometimes my strong feelings come out when takking about a subject..... what kind of self respecting person talks like that in an open public forum if its not out of frustration...

what i wrote about alsagor was the 30 percent real part...cant stand his posts bro.... my brain use to ignore them before but its not anymore after a little exchange of words....its amking me real angry.
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Old July 23, 2014, 07:59 AM
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1. Bed hair
2. Forgetting passwords
3. Customer service
4. Constipation
5. Smelling like curry. When I go home on breaks and stuff and mom cooks them fresh curries, I put on washed cloths right out of the dryer, spray my best stuff, doesn't matter what I do, as soon as I step out I smell like I just got off the boat!
bro u got real problems...but they are all solvable.....below are my suggestions

1. vacuume your bed every morning
2. watch ____ in private mode so you dont have to delete previous cookies which stores your password
3. unsolvable
4. [item vacant]
5. marry a girl like jadukor's wife, smelling like curry will be not a problem because she makes fruit salad for dinner and turkey sandwich for lunch ..and do not like kitchen.
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Old July 23, 2014, 08:19 AM
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2. My pillow which never settles at the right height
THis is one of the most frustrating thing bro. I have been using the same pillow for over 10 years now (i don't mean same brand, I mean SAME pillow) - it's soggy as hell with all my head sweat but I love it.... and I think one of the reason why i like it is it's flattened out.... I like my pillow slighly higher than the bed...

New pillows will always cause problems.... maybe your problem is same....u got new pillows... jadukorni cared more about the looks of the bedroom than your comfort.... how have u been sleeping past 20 years.. use old pillow bro..
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Old July 23, 2014, 08:24 AM
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1. Al sagar's post (they have no substance)
2. My wife.

That's it, otherwise I am a happy person. Thanks Jadukor, I have just discovered the source of all my ailments. Unfortunately I can't do anything about it without being very selfish and massively destructive. My action would hurt a LOT of people who are dear to me. These thoughts just BURNS ME UP everyday..... I got cheated in life.....
u r lucky or unlucky u missed most of my posts ... ...
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Old July 23, 2014, 09:34 AM
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bro u got real problems...but they are all solvable.....below are my suggestions

1. vacuume your bed every morning
2. watch in private mode so you dont have to delete previous cookies which stores your password
3. unsolvable
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5. marry a girl like jadukor's wife, smelling like curry will be not a problem because she makes fruit salad for dinner and turkey sandwich for lunch ..and do not like kitchen.
Bed-hair not hair on bed! And already do that. Hence I never have to type anything in, so I forget them when I'm not on my own devices. Also meant like card pins and stuff. And did you just take a shot at someone else's wife...



I want no part of it. Reading Shak's stuff is enough drama for me.
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Old July 23, 2014, 09:35 AM
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1. Traffic
2. Dust, soot & pollution
3. Adulterated food
4. No PayPal in Bangladesh
5. Hypocrisy everywhere
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Old July 23, 2014, 10:42 AM
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1. Injustice.
2. Uppity Coconuts, Bananas and Oreos.
3. Old School WOGs.
4. Ignorant talk or poorly/barely researched opinion.
5. Hubris and vanity.
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Old July 23, 2014, 01:10 PM
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Has anyone ordered food through Hungrynaki.com to BD resident(s)? You will soon know the reason of Anger once the food is delivered. Half the item missing. The other half lessened. (Romjan mash'e poriman'e kom ditasey).
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Old July 23, 2014, 02:56 PM
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And did you just take a shot at someone else's wife...

I want no part of it. Reading Shak's stuff is enough drama for me.
I am the one risking the beating bro... Me and Jadukor have an online relationship that's based on me jealous of his large top of the line tv and him jealous of my kitchen that actually is able to cook bangalil food like biriyani , shorishar ilish and golda chingri... (he has no kitchen in his house.. it's a big fancy design where you just look the kitchen countertop that good for serving pure orange juice)

I have never met a bangali man agreeing to this type of arrangement.. NO kitchen? Bro serious..
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Old July 23, 2014, 02:57 PM
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1) Confused american-bengali girls who thinks they are all that but only watches hindi movies and knows more hindi than bangla. They think being indian is cooler than bangali. Can't even speak proper bangla. I asked a girl 'muhurto' mane jano? says no and I say 'moment' and she goes ooooh 'lamhe'.
2) unrealistic demand from girls. I need a fancy wedding, make sure you save up now. I want $150/plate restaurant. So we need more than $60k for wedding. I say that much for one day?? I can put a down payment on a house. She is like its my fantasy coz I have seen in hindi movies
3) "Oh okay so its all my fault,then don't be with me. I have many guys in my pocket"...this statement. No you can't coz you aren't that pretty and have a shitty personality.
4) Confused bengali guys who will put up a Bangladeshi flag in car but blast bhangra music all the time. Have you heard of Pink Floyd, Metallica, Aerosmith, Green Day, Linkin Park or even Warfaze, LRB, Miles, Ornob? No its only Mika singh, yo yo bunny singh, suckdeep singh
5) expensive shaving products
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Old July 23, 2014, 03:03 PM
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Bro I love yo yo honey singh.. don't hate... and love Imran khan..... too..... I am number 4 bro....

1, 2, 3: Mufi tumi etogula maiya paila koi bhaiya? I been using tinder past 2 months.... been swiping right on EVERYBODY.. not a single match yet bro...
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Old July 23, 2014, 03:14 PM
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Bro I love yo yo honey singh.. don't hate... and love Imran khan..... too..... I am number 4 bro....

1, 2, 3: Mufi tumi etogula maiya paila koi bhaiya? I been using tinder past 2 months.... been swiping right on EVERYBODY.. not a single match yet bro...
Amio shunsi ekbar duibar but that was it. I have seen you few times and you are not 4 at all. You are that minmina innocent looking type but with deepest darkest fantasies. Also, I never used Tinder so I don't know how online girls are. But you are married and so why even bother. The observation are from my 1-2 experiences and some and close friend's lives. Ek ekta maiya khyater dibba kintu bole "ei dekho ami dekhte madhurir moton nah". Lying is the only option then.
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Old July 23, 2014, 03:35 PM
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Ek ekta maiya khyater dibba kintu bole "ei dekho ami dekhte madhurir moton nah". Lying is the only option then.
hahahahahah...!! LOL

Bro ei dhoroner kotha bolle kintu maiya paba na abar. You have to make everyone feel like they are madhuri even if they are 500 lb gorilla.... Only then will you get what you want...

relationship is emotion driven not logic therefore you have to use that...

but obviously tumi ei dhoroner chinta bhabna korar poro maiya paitacho, so good for you. I am jealous.

Bhai, tinder e amar face deikha to kew buzbo na amar bou ache naki nai.. naki buzbo?
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Old July 23, 2014, 03:42 PM
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^ you don't even have facebook so I know you don't have Tinder. Ajeira pechal paro tumi.

ami pari nah oishob dhong korte and make them feel like madhuri. dude it has to be at least close. but nowhere near that. now list 5 more thing or your bff jadukor will feel we hijacked the thread.
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Old July 23, 2014, 03:49 PM
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^I thought you are an active ashleymadison user (jk)

Yeah Mufi..Khali meye dekhe raag korle ajeebon single thakte hobe aar Ajfar ke gutate hobe kono meyer shathe hook up korar jonno. Ami Jemon amar bou er ranna kora okhaddo Kukkhaddo naak bondho kore kheye boli best dish ever..Kichu Pete hole kichu tyaag shikar korte hoy. Raag kore laabh nai
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\ Ami Jemon amar bou er ranna kora okhaddo Kukkhaddo naak bondho kore kheye boli best dish ever..
haha, you guys are too funny...

Look at the bright side, you atleast get a dish.... bhalo kharap oita bepar na....

Jadukor bhai to protidin turkey sandwich khai....

Jadukor is only angry about his stairs and his pillow for now.. there is a trend if u look at his list.. soon he will be angry about his lack of kitchen and lack of curry in his food instead of higuain and riyad.

Mark my word...
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Default ei thread poray...

Hastey Hastey Shesh. (HHS)
Hastey Hastey Matitey goragori (HHMG)
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