Donald Trump and Bangladesh cricket

Zeeshan · #1 January 3, 2018, 08:30 AM

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Bangladesh news
Donald Trump takes credit for Champion's Trophy semis
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Donald Trump today at 3:00 am tweeted that if it wasn't for his presidency Bangladesh wouldn't have made it to the second round let alone semi-final of Champion's Trophy earlier this year.

Mr Trump, a die hard cricket fan

"Boy they are a great team. Aren't they a great team? They are a great team. I bet," the president of the free world was reported to make the statement earlier.

However tonight at 3:00am he tweeted the following:

President Trump who is a die hard fanatic of cricket follows Bangladesh cricket Tigers and is reputed to be a hard core fan of Australia with his favorite player being David Boon whom he mistakenly assumed to be of a pioneer frontiersman.

"Melanie and I are great fan of cricket. Love that Shakib chap. And boy what about Happy? Isn't she a happy lady... to be the ex-flame of Rubel. Rubel Hossain. What a phenomenal player. He has a great arm. Doesn't he have a great arm folks? I bet he does."

When asked about Arafat Sunny's behavior he denied flat out: "But he didn't do it"' and after being asked about Sabbir Rahman's beating of a child he said: "Oh come'on. Everyone needs a [and we quote here] "lil luvin'" every now and then."

When press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was asked about these statements she said wearing her favorite trademark scowl: "Oh come'on. Can't the man have a say in anything nowadays? I mean what do you all want. If he says something you attack him, if you keeps quiet you grill him. What do you guys really want I mean?"

Mr Trump also said that when he practices his drive and golf swings, he often wishes he was batting at SCG.

"Nazum Hossain Papun - who is a great friend of mine - a tremendous fellow, we have made some agreements and I am sure we can squeeze in Sabbir for some slot in national team."

As a final thought, when he was asked to comment about Mohammad Ashraful he said: "Oh come'on everyone makes mistakes. Don't we all make mistakes? We all make mistakes. Give the little kid a break."

Donald Trump also said that he will make Bangladesh the greatest cricket nation ever and that Bangladeshis have the biggest wicket size and stumps ever. But he also added with a chuckle: "But I get to have the biggest stump. If you know what I mean."

Since the POTUS was in a jovial mood he was asked who should be the next coach. "I hear Inzamam is doing really well now. If not there is always Rasheed Latif."

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Zeeshan · #2 January 3, 2018, 08:32 AM

Problem with satire nowadays is not to make them cheap. Or if you are gonna make them cheap might as well go all the way. :p

Yankees · #3 January 3, 2018, 10:22 AM

The Tigers are a great team. Aren't they great? The best. Joy Bangla, am I right folks?

I met some of the guys. Great guys. Fantastic captain. I pounced on him, actually. And when you are POTUS, they let you do anything. Grab them by the Mushy.

simon · #4 January 3, 2018, 11:01 AM

It was not hard to guess who opened this thread

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Zeeshan · #5 January 3, 2018, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by simon
It was not hard to guess who opened this thread

Posted via BC Mobile Edition

What are you exactly trying to imply?

Eshen · #6 January 3, 2018, 02:08 PM

The joke will be on you when Papon calls Inzi for an interview. Stop giving them those bad ideas

simon · #7 January 3, 2018, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeeshan
What are you exactly trying to imply?

U love Trump 😊

Shingara · #8 January 4, 2018, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeeshan
What are you exactly trying to imply?

Amar shomoy noshto korlam eida poira ? Amar time ferot den!

aklemalp · #9 January 4, 2018, 08:13 PM

Trump is not a sport fan

Roey Haque · #10 January 7, 2018, 03:42 AM

The Donald just minutes ago tweeted about the Bd team. Check it out!

Yankees · #11 January 7, 2018, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Roey Haque
The Donald just minutes ago tweeted about the Bd team. Check it out!

Why does he have a problem with Mominul???

iDumb · #12 January 7, 2018, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Yankees
Why does he have a problem with Mominul???

hahahahah

it's Roye Haque's post. Was this a joke or you are oblivious.

Roye is our resident mushfiqur hater. His gf apparently likes mushy more than him hence his vendetta.

Roey Haque · #13 January 7, 2018, 05:26 PM

Yankee, read my sig.

al Furqaan · #14 January 7, 2018, 06:26 PM

What is halum...is he trying to say halim?

Yankees · #15 January 7, 2018, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by iDumb
hahahahah

it's Roye Haque's post. Was this a joke or you are oblivious.

Roye is our resident mushfiqur hater. His gf apparently likes mushy more than him hence his vendetta.

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Originally Posted by Roey Haque
Yankee, read my sig.

Relax, its obviously a joke.

Habib · #16 January 10, 2018, 04:55 AM

Haha good one Zee bhai.

One World · #17 January 10, 2018, 06:20 AM

I am very smart, Tamim not that much.

One World · #18 January 11, 2018, 09:41 PM

I would prefer players from Norway rather than South Africa, Zim, Windies in BPL - just tweeted

al Furqaan · #19 January 12, 2018, 01:09 AM

Asian teams are good but African and Haitian teams are bad. Why don't we play more Asians?

guppy · #20 January 12, 2018, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by al Furqaan
What is halum...is he trying to say halim?

Can't tell if you're trolling. But it's the roar of a tiger

Zeeshan · #21 January 18, 2018, 06:39 PM

Come to think of it Shamim Chowdhury is our Donald Trump.

-Both have mind in the gutter without acknowledging it
-Both speaks dirty inadvertently without even meaning to.
-Both spouts pompous nonsense
-Trump: "Where's X? Come here X. Boy isn't he a great man, X." and Shamim? "Young man" tendency.
-Both have superiority complex
-Trump (German lineage) Shamim (British lineage)
-Trump constantly critical of left, press and Obama; Shamim....just plain critical

One World · #22 January 18, 2018, 09:43 PM

Apple is going to supply more apples to BD players due to massive tax cut, now they have enough money to help mitigate the gap between performance of BD with other top nations so the comparison of their players with Kohli or ABD will not seem apples and oranges anymore.

Yankees · #23 January 18, 2018, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeeshan
Come to think of it Shamim Chowdhury is our Donald Trump.

-Both have mind in the gutter without acknowledging it
-Both speaks dirty inadvertently without even meaning to.
-Both spouts pompous nonsense
-Trump: "Where's X? Come here X. Boy isn't he a great man, X." and Shamim? "Young man" tendency.
-Both have superiority complex
-Trump (German lineage) Shamim (British lineage)
-Trump constantly critical of left, press and Obama; Shamim....just plain critical

What a delectable comparison, young man.

Zeeshan · #24 January 19, 2018, 05:46 AM

Come to think of it, he also takes credit for others success. ^^