Make the Pitches Ultra Flat!

Night_wolf · #1 October 23, 2013, 12:42 AM

Yes make em ultra flat with no juice whats so ever, and the pitch should behave same all 5 days long.

it doesn't matter, spining wicket, pace wicket, pacin wicket, spinace wicket, whatever..we CANT take 20 Wickets against top 8, even if we somehow by miracle take 20 wickets the opposition will score bare minimum of 500 Runs something on a sporty wicket our batters will struggle to get.

lets crawl first ok?, then think about running. lets start drawing test matches, we lost 85% of test matches we played thus far, this team wont start wining test matches out of nowhere.

i'll take draw over innings defeat anyday

Tigers_eye · #2 October 23, 2013, 12:50 AM

Sarc 101. We get it.

Even in this ultra flat wicket 1) Our batsmen can't bat 4 sessions. facepalm GIF needed.
2) Even in this ultra flat wicket where ball is turning but the captain is not surrounding the batsmen. This is a maga-major-ultra fail, more than the ultra fail. facepalm GIF needed.

Yes, why crawl when we are ready to run and fall flat on our face? Almost a whole day has been washed out already (in two days) and we are facing a defeat. facepalm GIF needed.

Night_wolf · #3 October 23, 2013, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
Yes, why crawl when we are ready to run and fall flat on our face? Almost a whole day has been washed out already (in two days) and we are facing a defeat. facepalm GIF needed.

we run and fall flat, yes thats because of Flat wickets...whats the point of making such flat wicket???

Tigers_eye · #4 October 23, 2013, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Night_wolf
we run and fall flat, yes thats because of Flat wickets...whats the point of making such flat wicket???

Because the other option = inside three days with our stroke-happy six-maarbo-everyball batting lineup. Captain forgot his patience play in test in the first innings. Oi jay ekta 50 mairey disey. Everyone follows the captain.

This has a bigger impact:

"BD has not improved a bit. They don't deserve Test status."

Night_wolf · #5 October 23, 2013, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
Sarc 101. We get it.

1st post wasn't sarcastic, 2nd one was

Naimul_Hd · #6 October 23, 2013, 07:20 AM

After playing so many matches, I think we fans should realize that pitches actually do not matter for us. We can score 400 runs in a seaming fast wicket (Eng), 500 runs in a spinning track in (SL) and also can get out for 55,75, 90 runs in a flat dead wicket.

Its actually not the pitch that matters most, its our mentality and approach which lack time to time in our players.

Vepu · #7 October 23, 2013, 07:35 AM

Shial vai er hatu ektu beshi-e kape. Match ekhono shesh hoy nai.

Zeeshan · #8 October 23, 2013, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
Sarc 101. We get it.

Even in this ultra flat wicket 1) Our batsmen can't bat 4 sessions.

2) Even in this ultra flat wicket where ball is turning but the captain is not surrounding the batsmen. This is a maga-major-ultra fail, more than the ultra fail.

Yes, why crawl when we are ready to run and fall flat on our face? Almost a whole day has been washed out already (in two days) and we are facing a defeat.

gif er bodol e smiley niye raji thakun *not the member razi

Night_wolf · #9 October 23, 2013, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Vepu
Shial vai er hatu ektu beshi-e kape. Match ekhono shesh hoy nai.

i'll run on airport road wearing a woman's dress screaming i am a little girl if any how rain doesn't happen and BD comes out of this match with anything but lose

Khela ki aj dakhsen bhai?, aj kintu bristi hoye khela bad jaynai..khela hoise

Roni_uk · #10 October 23, 2013, 04:29 PM

Can't take 20 wickets??? com on you guys sound like Sehwag

Vepu · #11 October 23, 2013, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Night_wolf
i'll run on airport road wearing a woman's dress screaming i am a little girl if any how rain doesn't happen and BD comes out of this match with anything but lose

Khela ki aj dakhsen bhai?, aj kintu bristi hoye khela bad jaynai..khela hoise

marked.....

Isnaad · #12 October 23, 2013, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by night_wolf
i'll run on airport road wearing a woman's dress screaming i am a little girl if any how rain doesn't happen and bd comes out of this match with anything but lose

khela ki aj dakhsen bhai?, aj kintu bristi hoye khela bad jaynai..khela hoise

signed.

Night_wolf · #13 October 24, 2013, 05:15 AM

i am in severe danger of eating my own word..but i dont feel sad!!

MohammedShamim · #14 October 24, 2013, 05:59 AM

I hope wicket turns alien tommorrow with lot of spin

mij · #15 October 24, 2013, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Roni_uk
Can't take 20 wickets??? com on you guys sound like Sehwag

Sehwag said it far as I can remember BD player listen to it.

Naimul_Hd · #16 October 24, 2013, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Night_wolf
i'll run on airport road wearing a woman's dress screaming i am a little girl if any how rain doesn't happen and BD comes out of this match with anything but lose

Khela ki aj dakhsen bhai?, aj kintu bristi hoye khela bad jaynai..khela hoise

Ki dorkar chilo aag baraye eto kotha bolar. Ekhon ki hobe ? dour diba naki ijjot bachanor jonno BD team jatey harey shei dua korba ?

Night_wolf · #17 October 24, 2013, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Naimul_Hd
Ki dorkar chilo aag baraye eto kotha bolar. Ekhon ki hobe ? dour diba naki ijjot bachanor jonno BD team jatey harey shei dua korba ?

kokhono na!..dorkar hole lengta dourabo!

Vepu · #18 October 24, 2013, 06:46 AM

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kokhono na!..dorkar hole lengta dourabo!

i love u man!

taile konta? nengtu putus naki saree?