What if...?

[aklemalp]

Originally Posted by DinRaat.
Choti stories are as stated by Fazal " Softcore erotica"

No need explaining; already got what it means

[bujhee kom]

Haa Choti boi...T-E dulabhai choti boi poren ebong lekhen...

BTW a good Choti Boi kolpona shokti briddhi korey...meaning good Choti books increase one's imagination...more than looking at picture books. Many many world famous Kobi-shahittik (writers/authors) have seek inspiration from Choti Bois (books) written by our respectable Al-Hajj Mijanul Akbar Al Tigers-Tera Eye Dulabhai!

[Zeeshan]

Requesting kind and venerated mods to rename this thread to: "BC Official choti thread"

[Zeeshan]

Or even better: "BC Official Chit Chat Choti thread (avec Chotpoti)"

[Roy_1]

Zeeshan da aapni ekta choti lekhen engriji te for global consumption

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by Roy_1
Zeeshan da aapni ekta choti lekhen engriji te for global consumption

Send me a brief Inbox about your fantasy. Pictures are welcome. Unlimited word limit. I will contact S.W.I.M and see what he/she can do about it. S.W.I.M's asking price is 1000 US dollars. Satisfaction guaranteed. For some reason if you are not satisfied you can retain the script and the money will be returned.

Best wishes.

[One World]

This thread reminds me the great song of Mohiner Ghoraguli, Bangalee Koreche Vogoban Re..

Goes something like this

আমি যদি ইতালিয়ান হইতাম পিৎজা কাপুচিনো খেতাম
আমি যদি জার্মান হইতাম বোতল বোতল বিয়ার খাইতাম
বাঙ্গালি করেছে ভগবান রে etc.

[Roy_1]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
Send me a brief Inbox about your fantasy. Pictures are welcome. Unlimited word limit. I will contact S.W.I.M and see what he/she can do about it. S.W.I.M's asking price is 1000 US dollars. Satisfaction guaranteed. For some reason if you are not satisfied you can retain the script and the money will be returned.

Best wishes.

daran dekhi Kidney ta becha jai ki na, I hope that someone who isn't you is worth the trouble.

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by Roy_1
daran dekhi Kidney ta becha jai ki na, I hope that someone who isn't you is worth the trouble.

You want quality, no? Your brain cannot distinguish between reality and fiction. Who was it exactly that you had hots for in the bucket list thread?

[Roy_1]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
You want quality, no? Your brain cannot distinguish between reality and fiction. Who was it exactly that you had hots for in the bucket list thread?

Why would you think so?

My brain is like Indian democracy, chaotic yet functional

[Zeeshan]

Roy,

S.W.I.M is willing to negotiate. *slips a paper*. Would you write down an offer?

[Roy_1]

^^^ Nah, I'll pass, for a thousand bucks I can buy my protein and supplements for the next six months lol

[DinRaat.]

If you want quality stuff I can hook you up with VR choti for the correct price of course.

[Roy_1]

WTF!! who are you guys? now thread is getting weirder with every comment

[DinRaat.]

Sometimes I think BC is weirder than forums on the Deep-web

[Zeeshan]

In all seriousness writing [...mod. warning mind your ffin language!] for people do sound like a lucrative business. I do know someone who has excellent writing skill, I just need a proper business model. Good domain name and I am all go for small business enterprise.

For what its worth, just read about some 19 year old who 'sold' her virginity to the a bidder for 3 million dollars.

I am expecting a certain nameless BC superstar to comment on this. *passes mic to idumb*

[aklemalp]

What is a BC superstar?

Do they go on a world tour? How much is their net worth?

[DinRaat.]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
In all seriousness writing [...mod. warning mind your ffin language!] for people do sound like a lucrative business. I do know someone who has excellent writing skill, I just need a proper business model. Good domain name and I am all go for small business enterprise.

For what its worth, just read about some 19 year old who 'sold' her virginity to the a bidder for 3 million dollars.

I am expecting a certain nameless BC superstar to comment on this. *passes mic to idumb*

There is auctions on this. Its a fully fledged business, they have doctors that verify virginity too.

I know I am not allowed to post links but there is a website.

[Zeeshan]

I am not gonna ask how you even know this Dinraat. And how the hell do you even frikkin verify virginity?

[DinRaat.]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
I am not gonna ask how you even know this Dinraat. And how the hell do you even frikkin verify virginity?

Gynecologists.

Medicine... It's a wonderful thing.

[aklemalp]

*We've gone into the medical world now*

What beauty this thread is

/s

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by aklemalp
What is a BC superstar?

Do they go on a world tour? How much is their net worth?

Don't worry your status is still not at stake. You are our Othello, our Eminem, our Tiger Woods....

Only fear is lest you be our Mata Hari, our Chevalier D'Eon, our operation Mincemeat dude and leaking all our frikkin secrets to WICB like a ruptured leaky gut.

[aklemalp]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
Don't worry your status is still not at stake. You are our Othello, our Eminem, our Tiger Woods....

Only fear is lest you be our Mata Hari, our Chevalier D'Eon, our operation Mincemeat dude and leaking all our frikkin secrets to WICB like a ruptured leaky gut.

There is no such organization as the WICB; it's defunct.

We go by CWI now.

[DinRaat.]

What if Aklemalp chose a simple name such as Cricketlover or BanWIcricketfan, life would of been much easier than trying to pronunce Ack Lem Alp

[DinRaat.]

Have you guys ever wondered, what if Germany won the world war( WW2).

I mean the world would of been much a different place, If Hitler could develop the Atomic bomb quicker than the Yankees he would of had a capable delivery system(V2 Rockets) to strike major cities such as Moscow, London, NY. Effectively ending the war, Hitler's influence would extend to all parts of the world. Especially europe, wear nearly all the jews would of been exterminated. Germany would of been the next world superpower and would continue to do so. Maybe we would even see the resurgence of Austro-Hungarian a best friend of the germans.

Do you guys think Modern Technology would of been more advanced, Germans had already developed the first Jet Fighter in the luftwaffe and had other advancements in Rocketry, Solid State devices and the Hinderburg.