List the Top 5 mistakes of you life

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1. Getting married
2. Getting married second time
3. Going to college
4. Not slapping anyone in life though I feel like it everyday.
5. Registering for Banglacricket

Actually the ONLY mistake I made was registering for banglacricket... rest of the other ones got snowballed.

These are the events:
I register for banglacricket, I see a thread called "advice for college", I think to myself, if some of these illiterate members can go to college, so can I. I am smarter than them. So I go to college, where I met this annoying girl. She was so annoying, I figured if I married her maybe she will be less annoying.. but i was wrong, it escalated further up .. so one day, i was so annoyed, I got mad at my maid when she was washing the floor.... and that's how i got married the second time..... and now everytime an annoying girl says something, I just wanna slap her...

the end.

what's your story.

//Ok guys, please don't ban me....I don't think this is even a proper thread. I am obviously drunk. Made a lot of bad decisions today.