What's on your mind? (BC Version)

[Zeeshan]

Any fans of the musical Cats in Bangladesh?

[One World]

This is viral.

Irony

[zsayeed]

nice video ^

[Zeeshan]

ekta "favorite fat food thread" hoye jaak ki bolun dadara?

[iDumb]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
ekta "favorite fat food thread" hoye jaak ki bolun dadara?

I made a food related thread. Your participation both in the thread and at the goal would be apprecicted.

[iDumb]

I been dying to get this off my chest:

I bought my wife a rolex for her birthday.... She has been wearing it and showing it off to everyone...... I have a secret... it's fake, i bought it for 75 dollars from a guy on the street. Serves that gold digger right.... embarrassment.

[Zeeshan]

so there is this attractive white girl next to me in library computer lab...convo:

i: you come to this library often
her: yes sometimes
i: i bet not to read books
[silence]

what went wrong exactly?

[Zeeshan]

so i come out of 7-11 and see this vietnamese-whitish attractive chick entering driveway
and i turn my car around

she never came out of the store..

any clues?

[Jadukor]

She is calling 911

[Jadukor]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
so i come out of 7-11 and see this vietnamese-whitish attractive chick entering driveway
and i turn my car around

she never came out of the store..

any clues?

She is the new hire at storage?
She had a heavy dose of chicken tikka masala?
She is making herself a burger that tastes good?

Bolenna the zeeshan da... Amra toh guess kortey parlamna.. Ending ta bolen na

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by Jadukor
Bolenna the zeeshan da... Amra toh guess kortey parlamna.. Ending ta bolen na

The endgame is perpetual check after 'mating net'.

[iDumb]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
so i come out of 7-11 and see this vietnamese-whitish attractive chick entering driveway
and i turn my car around

she never came out of the store..

any clues?

the answer is zeeshan doesn't have a car.....it's made up... just like my made up stories about buying fake rolex for my wife... why the f would i buy her anything?

If it doesn't make sense it's not true and hence is post to illicit response...

success 1 zeeshan.... 0 us.

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by iDumb
the answer is zeeshan doesn't have a car.....it's made up... just like my made up stories about buying fake rolex for my wife... why the f would i buy her anything?

If it doesn't make sense it's not true and hence is post to illicit response...

success 1 zeeshan.... 0 us.

[iDumb]

take one with you in it, then i will believe it... and landscaping there is too nice for that to be your house......

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by iDumb
take one with you in it, then i will believe it... and landscaping there is too nice for that to be your house......

keno fp te add korte tumar ki emun prestij e lage

keno shobai lamisa, tamisa, jinat tinat, nadim tadim ra shobaii to ache

tumi tumar nuktami niyei thako...

oh look look i am so grandiose to have a fb acct..

napoleon complex.

and simon was the ultimate candidate..he was french..he was shorty..and he was funny with ego

open tweeter. fesbuk instagram..selfie. youtube

you may think you are being cool without social activities and network
but you are actually lonely like me on saturday night at dance floor

[iDumb]

haha... let's dance together you and me baby... you speak the truth...

[iDumb]

Btw zeeshan please stop twerking.....

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by iDumb
Btw zeeshan please stop twerking.....

And find out how hard I gotta work you
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]

[Jadukor]

wow the bromance here is stronger than the Supernatural show

[Rinan]

Played a cricket match with some BC member here in London. Miraz Vai, Shahriar Vai, and few others BC member were there. Was a good match.

[Rinan]

And I scored a quick 50 lol.

[Ajfar]

^ Where is the match thread? Did anyone take any pictures?

[Vua]

Originally Posted by Rinan
And I scored a quick 50 lol.

Well done. It must have been those Patisserie Valerie cakes that gave you the energy.

[Vua]

Zeeshan, Is this you ?
https://www.facebook.com/zeeshan.mahmud?fref=ts

I am trying to understand why the girls got demagnetized from you

[Rinan]

Originally Posted by Ajfar
^ Where is the match thread? Did anyone take any pictures?