Happy Gimore vs. Zoolander

[mona]

funniest lines ever...

Happy Gilmore:

* Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.

Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?

Zoolander:

Zoolander: What is this? A center for ANTS? How can the children be expected to learn how to read, if they can't even fit inside the building? I don't want to hear your excuses. The center has to be at least... three times this size. I have a vision.

Zoolander wins hands down!!!
sorry this was very pointless... but so funny