100 Things I've Learnt from BC

[Zeeshan]

It's a game they play in imdb. There's even a website under that title. I will start it off:

1. Chess is haram.
2. There are no mosques in Mohammadpur.
3. There is a point in your life where you have to choose between your mother or your gf/wife.
4. It's possible to be a guy and reject 8 girls.
5. It's possible to be a guy and have a crush on an Iranian girl who is covered head-to-toe in hijab simply by looking at her eyes.
6. 17 members can't afford to pay for their meal
7. If there is a pic of a family crying then it surely must be because someone didn't get 5.0 GPA.
8. Getting a tattoo has to do with dropping out of school or living in western countries.
9. Reason why Bangladesh is so backward is because they cannot appreciate beatboxing.
10. Hrithik Roshan, Salman Khan and John Abraham can actually inspire someone.
11. Shalika means daughter.
12. Not using water unnecessarily, not losing temper on that showoff kid that always thinks he's the best, and smiling atleast once a day in a month can be considered "Achievements."

Take it away...

[Aahiyan]

hahaha
This one is for me:
If you are a new comer in BC you should not open a thread.

[Nafi]

Originally Posted by ZeeshanM
, not losing temper on that showoff kid that always thinks he's the best,

Hmm?

[Naimul_Hd]

I have learned many things, but right now i can remember following lessons

14. Banglawash is a Fluke.
15. The value of money and the amount of money is the same
16. As BAL is in power, Mohamedan bowled out for only 93 runs.


ps: no offence to anyone

please continue !

[goru]

Originally Posted by ZeeshanM
3. There is a point in your life where you have to choose between your mother or your gf/wife.

You had to learn this from BC? *sigh*

[Night_wolf]

so far i can see 12..where is the other 88!

[AsifTheManRahman]

17. At least one person is jobless and has too much time in his hands.

Posted via BC Mobile Edition (Blackberry)

[Ajfar]

18. Its possible to divide by zero
19. Ashraful is Razi's future dulabhai

Posted via BC Mobile Edition (iPhone)

[_Rafi_]

19. People hates democracy (no one like Shamim Mia's thread )

[Nadim]

20. Someone is still virgin at age of 30plus

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[Prime]

21. No decent Mexican restaurant in BD
22. Talent is more important then performance
23. Not enough adam teasting going on

[Prime]

24. My 401K is haram, but the company stocks I own are not.

[Night_wolf]

25.Sissy is the word of the decade
26.if anything doesn't work,wimp is the ans

[revolver]

27. you have to be rough with people to gain respect by them (among bc members)

[Ashfaq]

28.People can be arrogant, sanctimonious , belligerent and still well liked.

[revolver]

Originally Posted by Ashfaq
28.People can be arrogant, sanctimonious , belligerent and still well liked.

amen

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[Nocturnal]

lets see ..
29. Ashraful is like eid - lots of fun twice a year!

[Zeeshan]

30. It's sexy to put Buet in your location. :p
31. Calling Mohammedan mohamodon is a direct insult to the prophet.

[Rifat]

Originally Posted by AsifTheManRahman
17. At least one person is jobless and has too much time in his hands.

Posted via BC Mobile Edition (Blackberry)

this is one of my all time favorite BanglaCricket Facebook interaction:

I remember Zeeshan Bhai opened another fake facebook account "Chokmok Sen" and then Ajfar bro commented on his wall:

"Zeeshan bhai, you really need to find a job"

and then "Antora Sabreen Sharif, Asif Rahman, and Rifat Chowdhury" like this

i was cracking up.

well,

to not disrupt the flow of the thread:

32. Chokmon Sen is the next big thing in Bangladesh Cricket.

[Aahiyan]

Originally Posted by ZeeshanM
30. It's sexy to put Buet in your location. :p
31. Calling Mohammedan mohamodon is a direct insult to the prophet.

Google the world ranking of BUET.

[Ashraf-FTP]

33. People disable their old accounts and make a new one but still get caught

I have learnt much more, cant remember ATM, will get back soon

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by Rifat

i was cracking up.

Clearly the hilarity of the issue went over my head. May be cracking up on crack? Speaking of which:

32. If so-and-so mentions in jest he is a crackhead then he gets reported. If so-and-so mentions in jest that life is not worth living people wants to track down his ip, play a superhero and inform his parents about it to save his life. And if there is a mention of first kiss, then there should be PG control button.

Lesson learnt: Some people expects BC to be their official guardian/parent.

[Night_wolf]

35.only difference between a couple living together for many years, and a 'married' couple is a piece of worthless paper

[Ajfar]

36. wolf means nekre not shial

[Zeeshan]

37. Gifford shooting gets no thread but Gazi Ilias incident does.