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April 20, 2016, 03:09 PM
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Have you Ever?
I will start this off.
Have you ever lit a fart?
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April 21, 2016, 06:44 PM
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Yeah, excellent thread!
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Originally Posted by brockley
I will start this off.
Have you ever lit a fart?
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Yes, Brockley, I just did! If I ever listen to you again! Just burnt some hair in the process...as a matter fact, my wife is putting oinment on my 1st degree burn, as I write this post.
Man, brockley, wait till I get you near me, I will burn your butt and then buy you a Foster!
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April 21, 2016, 06:55 PM
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Also Brockley, you puff puff and then light your fart...what else do you do after you get stoned?
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April 21, 2016, 11:19 PM
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I dunno been 10 years since I smoked maurijana,the thought escapes me.
Funny you tried,good stuff.
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April 23, 2016, 08:53 AM
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Hehehe...Brockley~!
Okay I will go next...Have you ever been almost beaten to death by a woman/lady/girl?
I have...in my first life, by my mom and in my second life, by my wife.
Have you??
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April 23, 2016, 04:33 PM
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No but i head butted a girl I liked at the time,but only softly touching heads.
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April 25, 2016, 08:23 AM
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Ok my turn.
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April 25, 2016, 08:44 AM
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Have you ever said hi to a girl..
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April 25, 2016, 01:24 PM
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No but i head butted a girl I liked at the time,but only softly touching heads.
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"Softly touching heads."
Doesn't sound right. Queer
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April 25, 2016, 06:25 PM
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I am a bizaare person when I want to be,I am what I Am.
Had 6/7 girlfriends over my life,so certainly said hi there.
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April 26, 2016, 08:54 AM
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stick to cricket discussion. Forget cricket is not for you brockley.
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April 26, 2016, 06:04 PM
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Only having some fun .
Anyone ever being caught picking their nose in a public place?
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May 1, 2016, 07:38 PM
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Quote:
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Have you ever said hi to a girl..
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Yes, I always start with, hello my dear apu...
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Originally Posted by brockley
Only having some fun .
Anyone ever being caught picking their nose in a public place?
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I haven't, but one of my bosses does, all the time, especially when he gets stressed he starts to pick his nose vigorously in front of everyone, including ladies.
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May 1, 2016, 11:33 PM
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Have you ever farted in a church/religious meeting,I have in a bible study group,and someone else got the blame,gee it echooed.
Yes I have been caught picking my nose.Just the glance of anther person makes you feel guilty.
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May 2, 2016, 04:15 AM
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^ No. But I once chewed gum in a mosque. Just as an experiment to see if anyone would notice. Was quickly found out by an elder. Who told me to go outside and spit it out. So I did.
But is gum chewing that obvious and easy to tell? Something tells me that guy had caught other perpetrators before.
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May 2, 2016, 03:30 PM
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MMM.
When I watch cricket its pretty obvious when someone chewing gum,remember Mark Taykor chewing gum,he looked like a cow.
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May 5, 2016, 05:16 PM
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Have you ever been chased by a horse and had 2 jump over a high fence ,I have.
Its called adrenaline rush .
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May 5, 2016, 05:22 PM
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Quote:
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Have you ever been chased by a horse and had 2 jump over a high fence ,I have.
Its called adrenaline rush .
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Why was the horse chasing you? Did you try to do something to the horse?
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May 5, 2016, 05:27 PM
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I was walking in its field it took offence,I took a short cut to get to sports day at school,I was a teenager then.
Heard many stories of adrenaline rushes thats mine.
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May 6, 2016, 09:27 PM
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Yeah, have you ever step over a big pile of horse dung while running through the horse ranch?
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May 7, 2016, 02:39 PM
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Nope .
More used 2 dodging cow paddies.
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May 7, 2016, 06:27 PM
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Have you ever caught 100 puti in a setting?
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May 12, 2016, 01:16 PM
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Ohh ohhh, I got a good one:
Have you ever think before opening a new thread?
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May 12, 2016, 02:10 PM
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Its already hot in Dhaka.
You most likely witnessed a "brain freeze" in your life, but have you ever seen "butt freeze" before?
the next question is: where this ice will be used next?
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May 12, 2016, 03:20 PM
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A bum freeze never heard of that ,the cold makes it painful to pee sometimes,but we get cold winters here.
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