Our own Kamran Akmal?

[shuziburo]

I just read Calamity Kamran seems undroppable and Umar may replace Kamran as wicketkeeper, and immediately thought, we have our own. Ours is a chirper, too! Please see Unravelling the mystery of Kamran Akmal's chirps. Admittedly, the last one is a cheap article, but hey! Zaltzman is not trying to win a Pulitzer...

[PoNaSha]

No one can beat Kamran Akmal. I read in one of those columns that the fellow oils his hair with (natural oil in) his hands. I think that is one issue using which world peace can be achieved: everyone will agree that Kamran Akmal is pathetic (wicketkeeper).