Corrupt BC members

[allrounder]

Since the crusade against corruption in BD has started, let us also take the opportunity in exposing the members of BC who are corrupt, or were involved in some sort of corruption in the past. We cannot let this BC forum to be a safe haven for criminals :P

So come on all the brave outspoken BC members tell us if you did any crime in the past or not? given or taken bribe? forged documents? chintai, chadabaji, maastaani, churi, dakati, tax faki, utility bill faki and what not. Lets hear it all.

As for me, I do remember in the year 1999 I paid money to a dalal in front of the passport office to get my passport renewed within hours instead of waiting who knows how many days to get that done, and I was scared until I got the passport back that he might run away with my passport I could not go back to the U.S. of A.

[Mahmood]

When I was in Bangaldesh (Pre 1992) I used to bribe cops to get in the Stadium for sold out cricket matches .

[Kabir]

Originally Posted by allrounder
given or taken bribe? forged documents? chintai, chadabaji, maastaani, churi, dakati, tax faki, utility bill faki and what not.

As an experienced cabinet member of BC, and having being involved in BC politics for years, I would admit all my corrupt past. So here they are:

- All of the above

Along with that, I have also done virtual acid nikhep on BC members (coz I was mad at them pulling our Shamz bhai's leg...afterall, he's our primary selector).

[Hatebreed]

Tsk tsk tsk Mahmood bhai.

I don't recall doing anything "corrupt". I've done naughty, terrible things but never bribed, not even cheated on an exam.

[allrounder]

Originally Posted by Hatebreed
I don't recall doing anything "corrupt". I've done naughty, terrible things but never bribed, not even cheated on an exam.

I guess you are eligible to join Dr. Yunu's party.

[SMHasan]

Originally Posted by allrounder
I guess you are eligible to join Dr. Yunu's party.

No. Because he is talking like a deshi politician

[gatekeeper]

I take the fifth.

[Kabir]

Originally Posted by gatekeeper
I take the fifth.

(1) given or taken bribe? (2) forged documents? (3) chintai, (4) chadabaji, (5) maastaani, churi, dakati, tax faki, utility bill faki and what not.

Maastani???

[sadi]

No habla Ingles

[layperson]

Originally Posted by sadi
No habla Ingles

What does this mean ? ... sorry if I seem a bit dense.

[Banglatiger84]

Originally Posted by allrounder

As for me, I do remember in the year 1999 I paid money to a dalal in front of the passport office to get my passport renewed within hours instead of waiting who knows how many days to get that done, and I was scared until I got the passport back that he might run away with my passport I could not go back to the U.S. of A.

OMG you are so evil! You should be humiliated in a people's court and banished from BC forever!
You just wanted to get your passport quickly instead of doing it the official way that would require 3 months and thats unforgivable crime

[babubangla]

আমি সন্ত্রাস, দুর্নীতি, চাঁদাবাজী, চোরাকারবারী এসব কোন কিছুর সাথেই জড়িত নই।
আমি কেবল সমাজসেবা, জনকল্যান ও ধর্মকর্ম নিয়েই ব্যস্ত থাকি।
আমি এমনই একজন নূরানী, পরহেজগার বান্দা যে নামাজ পড়তে পড়তে আমার কপালে দাগ পর্যন্ত পড়ে গেছে—ঠিক এই লোকটির মতোঃ



সবাই বলেন - ছোবহানাল্লাহ !!

[Tigers_eye]

mamuli jinish:
1990 Election. Voted 5 times. Sorry, I can't remember the four guys vote I stole. Voting center Badsha Faisal institute, Shamoli, Dhaka.
Pukur churir kotha nai bollam:

[Tigers_eye]

Nasif, ekhono shomoi asey, boley falo koi tin biscuit, cream roll churi korso??

[gatekeeper]

Originally Posted by shahriyar
What does this mean ? ... sorry if I seem a bit dense.

......don't speak English.

[gatekeeper]

Okay, here's my cofession. On the North-West corner of the Old DOHS badminton court, next to the community center, I know there was big hole and I know why it smelled like gooo.

[layperson]

Originally Posted by gatekeeper
Okay, here's my cofession. On the North-West corner of the Old DOHS badminton court, next to the community center, I know there was big hole and I know why it smelled like gooo.

... Because it was connected to the sewer lines. Thats what I thought all these days, dint know there was a story behind that.

[gatekeeper]

Originally Posted by shahriyar
... Because it was connected to the sewer lines. Thats what I thought all these days, dint know there was a story behind that.

Hey don't spread rumors about my old para. Anyway, no sewer lines there. You're probably thinking of the opposite end.

[Nasif]

Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
Nasif, ekhono shomoi asey, boley falo koi tin biscuit, cream roll churi korso??

চুরি! ছি ছি ছি এই সব কি কথা... আমি শান্ত সুবোধ বালক, আমি এসব জানিও না বুঝিও না

আজকে ১০২ জ্বরে কাবু... ফ্লু মনে হয়....

[babubangla]

Originally Posted by Nasif
চুরি! ছি ছি ছি এই সব কি কথা... আমি শান্ত সুবোধ বালক, আমি এসব জানিও না বুঝিও না

আজকে ১০২ জ্বরে কাবু... ফ্লু মনে হয়....

১০২ জ্বর?
ফ্লু থেকে জ্বর নাকি পুলিশের ভয়ে জ্বর?

[Alien]

Originally Posted by allrounder
As for me, I do remember in the year 1999 I paid money to a dalal in front of the passport office to get my passport renewed within hours instead of waiting who knows how many days to get that done, and I was scared until I got the passport back that he might run away with my passport I could not go back to the U.S. of A.

I have the same corruption story except that the passport-ala came to my door knocking at 10 pm at night threatning me that my passport will take years if I don't pay him 1000 taka upfront.

I tied up the guy in my varandah and called up one of my uncle who is a cop and handed him over next morning.

[sensible]

aamar naame bename, churi kora ba khorid kora kono pukur nai.

Tobe passport office-e dalal-re ghus aamio disi, notun passport korar somoy. Tarpor aamar dalal dhora khaiya aamare fasai disilo abong paasport officer aamare daki niya onek onek upodesh disilo.....like "aapnara jatir bibek....etc." ;-)

[kalpurush]

Originally Posted by Alien
I have the same corruption story except that the passport-ala came to my door knocking at 10 pm at night threatning me that my passport will take years if I don't pay him 1000 taka upfront.

I tied up the guy in my varandah and called up one of my uncle who is a cop and handed him over next morning.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!......
Upner biruddhe faujdari dondo bodhi dhara 420(1A 201)...mutabek ekjon jolojento manus-k aboidho bhabey ratbhor atkiye rakher jonney...greftari porwana jari kora holo....taratari chinaman bhai-er kachey subudh balok er moto dhora din....annothay...

[shujan]

Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
mamuli jinish:
1990 Election. Voted 5 times. Sorry, I can't remember the four guys vote I stole. Voting center Badsha Faisal institute, Shamoli, Dhaka.
Pukur churir kotha nai bollam:

That is not nice! That is just disgusting!

[al Furqaan]

me and one of my mamas (my mom's cousin) used to break into an old lady's flat (she lived right below my mama) and steal chocolates from her fridge even though she always offered us chocolotes when we visited.

the old lady was my nani's choto bon (my mom's khalamoni)...