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Old August 19, 2010, 12:11 PM
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Try washing the dirt of coal.
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Old August 19, 2010, 12:12 PM
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and..one more..

I am Lotus eye exclaims the one eyed boy.
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Old August 19, 2010, 12:14 PM
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Spinach over fish.
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Old August 19, 2010, 12:33 PM
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meaning ??

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a cow who has experienced a burnt (cow)shed is afraid of fiery red clouds.

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hmmm thik kotha. Ghariyal cholbe?
of course ! grilled with a bit of salt !

nach na janle uthon beka (er ekta hindi version o ache)

koyla dhule moyla jaye na

kana cheler nam poddolochon

shak diye mach dhaka
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Old August 19, 2010, 01:49 PM
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Two very easy ones:

After reading 7 volumes of Ramayana, asks Sita is the father of whom?

and

Ram in Ghost's mouth.
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Old August 19, 2010, 01:57 PM
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7 ramayan pore o jigai sita kar baap
bhoot-er mukhe ram ram ?
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Old August 19, 2010, 02:05 PM
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Two very easy ones:

After reading 7 volumes of Ramayana, asks Sita is the father of whom?
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সাত খন্ড রামায়ন পড়ে বলে সীতা রামের মাসী!

Here's few more,

1. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
2. All's well that ends well
3. An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

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Old August 19, 2010, 02:19 PM
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The crow said, "Who gives a fook the Bell fruit is ripe?"

If your stomach/intestine is full of poop/sh!t, then ofcourse you will make Jilippis!

Comparing the almighty queen with a cheap street prostitue!.....(I personally do not like this, a hard working hard-life poor prostitute could be of much higher character and a far bettre human being than some thieving blood-sucking monarc)

Comparing Agortola with the space under my bed.

Too rich for the dog.....(I personally do not like this, the dog has much high respect in my household)

The Jack-fruit is in the tree, but you are prepeared with oil on your moustache...wait you didn't even grow mustache yet!!

The rotten snail shell cuts your feet.
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Old August 19, 2010, 02:20 PM
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The Jack-fruit is in the tree, but you are prepeared with oil on your moustache...wait you didn't even grow mustache yet!!
I heard this one.

Gache kathal goffe tel.
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Old August 19, 2010, 02:26 PM
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Regional Proverbs: Noakhali/Feni/DagunBhuiyan/Porshuram

The ones that will be good already show a slight red tint in the buttocks as an early sign!

Chan Miah's buttocks are buttocks and Chaiya's(regional term for Chorai pakhi, common domestic sparrows)buttocks are also buttocks, but not the same thing!!
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Old August 19, 2010, 02:27 PM
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eta jodi keu English e likhtey parey, tar jonno ek baksho chomchom from me...

here it goes :

udhor pindi budhor ghare
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Old August 19, 2010, 02:29 PM
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Regional Proverbs: Noakhali/Feni/DagunBhuiyan/Porshuram

The ones that will be good already show a slight red tint in the buttocks as an early sign!

Chan Miah's buttocks are buttocks and Chaiya's(regional term for Chorai pakhi, common domestic sparrows)buttocks are also buttocks, but not the same thing!!
Noakhali'r pacha fascination..lol
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Old August 19, 2010, 02:33 PM
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Easy one : Snake-Mongoose relation?
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Old August 19, 2010, 02:34 PM
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Easy one : Snake-Mongoose relation?
Knife and pumpkin relation naki?

Shotine shotine shomporko!
Da Kumra shomporko!
Shaape-Beji-te shomporko!
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Old August 19, 2010, 02:47 PM
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Quote:
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Noakhali'r pacha fascination..lol
Beamer bhai, this is another one from Chittagong city region:

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You as a person are not bad, but your buttocks are slightly black.
I am not making these up, I swear bhais, I learned all these from these Chittagong, Lemua, Noakhali regions from my cousins 20-30 years ago, I swear!
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Old August 19, 2010, 03:01 PM
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It has been a long, long time I did not lurk through the Bangla Bayakoron.
Here is my try:

1. Kolur balad.
2. Gham die jor komechhe
3. eka thakle nijer pad’o moja lage
4. Bahirer ghorer kutta dhopar kutta
5. nijer kan kete onner jatra bhanga porer bhaate begun pora
6. pete dana nei kintu kopale sidhur pete bhaat nai mathay shindur
7. jemon begoon temon shutki jemon hari temon shawra
8. ei kajta megher chhayar’ moton halka oi chakri megher chaya
9. kak kokhon’o kokil hoina kaak: kaak: pikk: pikk:
10. Trishankur’er sorger jatra;r motoi ajgobi trishankurshargarohon
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Old August 19, 2010, 03:21 PM
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Ki Gopla da, amar gula parbi naki?
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Old August 19, 2010, 06:13 PM
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I need my dad for this ... he's the expert. I'm still struggling to find the bangla equivalent of "don't let the door hit yo a$$ on your way out". Closest I can get is "গেলি না পুলিশ ডাকুম?"
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Old August 19, 2010, 06:36 PM
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btw, you _have_ outdone yourself in this one Gopal. Good thread!
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Why have I feeling this thread degenerated into a** fascination? Oh well...riddle me this, riddle me that.

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11. Does Jom leave the one who smears his body with sh!t?
12. Art thou dying, poor grasshopper,that thou voidest the death-sh!t?
13. Pressing cowdung, rising villain!
14. Lotus growing on cowdung.
15. Seeing elephant's dung, hare's passage bursts!
16. He sh!ts on the road, and his eye reddens!!
17. New crow has learned to eat sh!t.
18. No sign of crapping yet loud fart noise!
19. In fart n feces, yet he prepares sacrificial food with sun-dried rice!
and of course,
20. The clown meets death on the tree-top.
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Old August 19, 2010, 07:25 PM
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Iftari not sitting well there?
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Old August 19, 2010, 07:28 PM
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btw, ack maghey sh!t jae na
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Old August 19, 2010, 08:02 PM
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kesoor mookhe hapher fona.
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Old August 19, 2010, 09:04 PM
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Iftari not sitting well there?
It's actually a special "scategory" for BK....
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Why have I feeling this thread degenerated into a** fascination? Oh well...riddle me this, riddle me that.
The 2nd try:

11. mrittuduth shara shorire moila makhleo chhare na.
12. hotobhaga durba foring’o mrittu jantranar hath theke rokkha pai na
13. gobar chepe chepe borough haoa.
14. gobar’e padha fool.
15. hateer ledai harin’er jatra nasti
16. nije kore onnai, onnake chokh rangai
17. brahman kola khaite shikhechhe
18. emon ki pader’o auaj nei
19. Mukhe nai ram num, dhan die kore puja ram.
20. dheki sorge geleo bhara’e bane.

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