It's all Bangladesh's fault ?

[Farhad]

I actually think he was kinder to us than maybe we deserved. Dont know what the fuss is about. Man, that dude really hates J Lo...

[Beamer]

Originally Posted by Farhad
I actually think he was kinder to us than maybe we deserved. Dont know what the fuss is about. Man, that dude really hates J Lo...

You would too if you heard her singing.

[bangla-red]

It's a joke

[RazabQ]

Ok we mods have to seriously consider some form of LASH (humor) test for new member ... Funny stuff.

[Bancan]

Originally Posted by NKVD
The article might be humorous to some - but its just another one from an attention craving unknown duckling, merely for that.

Average age is 7...or do dthey play as if they are 7?

The key thing here is for Bangladesh to keep 8 players constant over the next three years.

Umm you are hatin on him because he wrote something funny...and did his job?

[Bancan]

Originally Posted by RazabQ
Ok we mods have to seriously consider some form of LASH (humor) test for new member ... Funny stuff.

Can you please, people seem to get offended way too easily nowadays.

[goru]

The guy opened a blog recently it seems: http://www.cricketordeath.co.nr/

Hilarious recent post about Collingwood's comments regarding BD tour.

[Beamer]

What kind of Kiwi last name is Fernando? ha?

[bujhee kom]

Beamer bhai, is he a Srilankan? It's a very good article.

[Zunaid]

Originally Posted by RazabQ
Ok we mods have to seriously consider some form of LASH (humor) test for new member ... Funny stuff.

I may abuse my exec privileges and do the BC version of exile to Elba (a temporary but enforced departure from BC land) for those who exhibit extremely thin or non-existent epidermis or SOH. Return to BC would include the ability to pass any of the following exams:

• The GRE (Gag Recognition Examination)
• The SAT (Satire Acceptance Technique)
• HSC (High Susceptibility to Comedy)

[Tigers_eye]

Originally Posted by goru
The guy opened a blog recently it seems: http://www.cricketordeath.co.nr/

Hilarious recent post about Collingwood's comments regarding BD tour.

Amar chok dhadhai gasey. I don't like black back grounds. Funny stuff though. Retards, lol. Hamilton = 3rd world country.

[Rabz]

Yeah Mijan bhai, amio chokhe ondhokar dekhte shuru korsilam...
Nice read though.

The article on subject is a top notch.
Great stuff.

[LateCut]

I think Andrew Farnando is a Bangladeshi. I liked waht he wrote.

[Beamer]

Originally Posted by Zunaid
I may abuse my exec privileges and do the BC version of exile to Elba (a temporary but enforced departure from BC land) for those who exhibit extremely thin or non-existent epidermis or SOH. Return to BC would include the ability to pass any of the following exams:

• The GRE (Gag Recognition Examination)
• The SAT (Satire Acceptance Technique)
• HSC (High Susceptibility to Comedy)

I am seeking exile with Alba too. Jessica that is.

[Beamer]

Originally Posted by bujhee kom
Beamer bhai, is he a Srilankan? It's a very good article.

Could be.

[Zunaid]

Originally Posted by Beamer
I am seeking exile with Alba too. Jessica that is.

Good taste.

[Zeeshan]

Loved it! Great piece and the author certainly knows what he's talking about...

[tigerpain]

I have read that article...nothing wrong with it .. He got some good points... we have to cut those nonsense excuse being young and imature or unexperience... we have spent so much money, time, effort to fix this team ... He didn't just bash us but also pointed out some good points about our team ... we can learn to take critism...he seems to be frasuted BD fan like us... if i were him I would feel the same he does...so it's okay to take blam on our shoulder...even if Jennifer Lopez lost her Emmy ...lol

Originally Posted by asddsa
bhais n behnas....how long should we tolerate this kind insult ? now we have become CRIMINAL in the eyes of world for not living up to the expectations !!!!! what the heck !? to add insult to the injury, Afgan has recorded highest run chasing victory !! :


ps : if anyone had posted this article anywhere in BC then plz merge it to tht. sorry for the inconvenience.

[Prime]

Originally Posted by Beamer
You would too if you heard her singing.

She signs? I thought it was just a but model.

[goru]

Originally Posted by Prime
She signs? I thought it was just a but model.

She acts too. Designs clothes as well. Also concocts perfumes...

1% talent 99% marketing.

[Bancan]

Originally Posted by Zunaid
I may abuse my exec privileges and do the BC version of exile to Elba (a temporary but enforced departure from BC land) for those who exhibit extremely thin or non-existent epidermis or SOH. Return to BC would include the ability to pass any of the following exams:

• The GRE (Gag Recognition Examination)
• The SAT (Satire Acceptance Technique)
• HSC (High Susceptibility to Comedy)

What about completion of Sarcasm 101?

[Zunaid]

Originally Posted by Bancan
What about completion of Sarcasm 101?

I said ability to return not the privilege to post. That comes after passing Sarcasm 101 with a grade B or better.

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

[dark mage]

That was an entertaining read and I liked the article and dont consider it an insult as the author of that piece wasnt insulting us in any way, he is just frustrated like the rest of us, and he spoke the truth and I agree with him

[BanglaCool]

I liked this nice piece from Andrew Fernando.
http://www.cricinfo.com/page2/content/story/449667.html

Kittens dying. Children crying inconsolably for no apparent reason. National economies crashing. Disease. Pestilence. Apartheid. Jennifer Lopez.
This is just a short list of things that occur when Bangladesh lose cricket matches.
Bad things. Terrible things. Things that break lives and destroy cities.
Don't get me wrong. I am not saying by any means that the Bangladesh side set out to wilfully harm humanity. Not in the least. I'm just saying they are directly responsible for almost every tragic thing that happens in the world. That is the brutal truth we must all come to terms with. Al Gore even made a movie about it. It is categorically criminal for a team packed with so much talent to underperform the way they do, and it's small wonder the universe reacts so badly whenever Bangladesh fails.
There are few players in the world who can smash Daniel Vettori out of the attack on a fifth-day pitch. Shakib Al Hasan, however, did it with such nonchalance that you could be forgiven for thinking he was setting off for a morning round of Bangladeshi golf with his wooden clubs in his car made of cardboard, when he was actually laying waste to the New Zealand bowling. He then gets to a hundred, celebrates modestly, giving everyone hope that he is completely focussed on the task of getting his team home, and is promptly cleaned up by an innocuous Tim Southee seamer.
There is so much to like about this team. An entire batting order capable of electric strokeplay. A captain who leads from the front in all three disciplines of the game. A promising young all-round talent in the form of Mahmudullah. A fearless opener who has every shot ever played. Even the pace-bowling department is coming along. Add to all this the fact that the average team age is around seven and there is a lot to be hopeful about for the future of Bangladesh cricket. But there is also so much to be depressed about the present.
New Zealand have long since mastered the complex art of the batting collapse. Watching the Kiwis do what they do best is like watching da Vinci paint or Beethoven compose. So precise with their mishits to the fielders, so adept at dragging wide deliveries onto the stumps. But in the recent series, Bangladesh even out-collapsed the champion collapsers in their own backyard. Their batsmen played so recklessly that the amount of level-headedness on display made Paul Collingwood's social awareness seem positively comprehensive. There were glimpses of sheer brilliance, fleeting hints that what we were about to witness was something truly special, but a moment of absurd derangement put all that to an end.
Sure, the current side is young and inexperienced, but for how long will that be an excuse? There is a very legitimate fear that Bangladesh will never come good. A Test batting average of under 23 for a man of Mohammad Ashraful's talent is not particularly comforting. Let's just hope for the sake of cricket, and for the sake of global well-being, that Bangladesh perform to their potential against England, lest smallpox epidemics or earthquakes eventuate. Perhaps even worse, Jennifer Lopez.

[cricket_king]

Dude there are like two other threads for this same story, and both were opened yesterday.