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Old April 8, 2012, 05:33 AM
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Default Roey Haque Tirade. Politicians.

Ayo,

Firstly sorry for the typo in the title. It should read *politician* not poltician.But these scumbags don't treat their profession with respect, so consider it an intentional slander at their unprofessional ways.

I’m going to rant. This is good material, so don’t be surprised if I perform this one day.
You heard about this drivel? The way Bd’s MPs talk about money in the parliament, like it grows on trees? Open admittance to corruption has apparently become the new fad, with young dimwits like barrister andaleve claiming everybody indulges in certain surreptitious acts, and not a single MP countering that allegation. So I will have to assume it’s true then, all the 345 MPs do indeed steal the nation’s money. Remember, even allotting a piece of land to yourself is stealing from the nation, as you are not being productive to earn that extra money to pay for that land (just stealing it), and hence basically eating away the nation’s GNP. And every single numbskull MP is businessman/women too, using their posts to make deals. Just a few months back, some BNP MP claimed that BNP wouldn’t need 5 crore from the ISI. Why? Because according to him, 5 crore is no money. He even laughed as he said this, and his demeanor suggests this is indeed true for all the 345 crooks sitting in the parliament, the fact 5 crore is no money to them.


So I have a suggestion inspired by Kemal Attarturk, the founder of Turkey. If 5 crore is no money to them. I’m assuiming 50 crore is? A lot of the MPs are worth much more than this, but let me just assume 50 crore as constant. So multiplying 50 crore by 345 is 17250 crore, or around 2156 million dollars. Over 2 billion dollars.

So we hold these 345 robbers captive in a ship, lock it up, and announce that we are going to sink the ship, unless they liquidate all their money and deposit it into the national bank. Once they do this, we will sink the ship anyway, to rid the nation of these open feather strutting peacocks of corruption.

We can use this 2 billy in many ways now. Putting a large chunk of it into Bd cricket could take us a long way.


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Old April 8, 2012, 05:52 AM
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So we hold these 345 robbers captive in a ship, lock it up, and announce that we are going to sink the ship, unless they liquidate all their money and deposit it into the national bank. Once they do this, we will sink the ship anyway, to rid the nation of these open feather strutting peacocks of corruption.
I am with you mate. I really hope we could do it. Enough of those money, blood sucking corrupted monsters who are ruining our beloved country and her people day by day.
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Old April 8, 2012, 06:56 AM
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I knew people walk in their sleeps. here I am learning people write in their sleeps too.
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Old April 8, 2012, 10:48 PM
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I knew people walk in their sleeps. here I am learning people write in their sleeps too.
or it could just be drugs.
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Old April 9, 2012, 12:19 AM
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or it could just be drugs.
Maybe it was drug induced sleep?

But in all seriousness, I wrote this post with a clear frame of mind. I wanted it to be a George Carlinesque type of tirade.

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Old April 9, 2012, 03:03 AM
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I knew people walk in their sleeps. here I am learning people write in their sleeps too.
Yeah? What else are you learning? I'm quite fascinated. Do tell us. Surely it isn't grammar.


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Old April 9, 2012, 04:08 AM
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Yeah? What else are you learning? I'm quite fascinated. Do tell us. Surely it isn't grammar.


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I give him 3 days.

You want to tone it down a little there buddy.
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Old April 9, 2012, 10:25 AM
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I give him 3 days.

You want to tone it down a little there buddy.
But he said upfront he would tirade.

For grammar check see below

For cool tirade see below below

For my appreciation see below below below

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Old April 9, 2012, 01:08 PM
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I give him 3 days.

You want to tone it down a little there buddy.
Who are you giving 3 days to? And who should tone down? Is it me?
My thread is as mellow as it can be. Not a single swear word, no racial biases, just using the language to its full blown effect, the way it was meant to be used. Listen my Bengy, develop a strong chin. So such words don't sway you in the future.

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Old April 9, 2012, 05:14 PM
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I give him 3 days.

You want to tone it down a little there buddy.
na i think he is gonna survive. kid is shrewd. but he might not survive rap world though. brother never took a bullet for his country... and then comes here talks about bengali nationalism...whatever the hell that means.

i am a firm believer that you gotta be shot at and survive fully functional to be a successful rapist. i mean rap artist.
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Old April 9, 2012, 06:03 PM
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na i think he is gonna survive. kid is shrewd. but he might not survive rap world though. brother never took a bullet for his country... and then comes here talks about bengali nationalism...whatever the hell that means.

i am a firm believer that you gotta be shot at and survive fully functional to be a successful rapist. i mean rap artist.
This begs a response. LOL.
So I'm going to disappoint you by not giving you one. But hey, thanks for the fodder.

Btw, I like Donovan too. The dude was sick in his two spells at Everton.

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Old April 20, 2012, 09:19 PM
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Yeah? What else are you learning? I'm quite fascinated. Do tell us. Surely it isn't grammar.


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what else I am learning? "Pipilikar pakha gojay moribar tore". know Bangla kiddo? I guess they don't teach you Bangla along with other things in your grammar school.
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Old April 22, 2012, 06:35 AM
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what else I am learning? "Pipilikar pakha gojay moribar tore". know Bangla kiddo? I guess they don't teach you Bangla along with other things in your grammar school.
I'm trilingual, if you must be so concerned about what I know or do not. Matter of fact is firstlane, I found your first remark about me sleeping and writing quite rude, and so I made a wise a$$ reply since your grammar was there to be made fun off. If I touched a nerve, then I'm sorry.
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Old April 28, 2012, 02:19 AM
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I'm trilingual, if you must be so concerned about what I know or do not. Matter of fact is firstlane, I found your first remark about me sleeping and writing quite rude, and so I made a wise a$$ reply since your grammar was there to be made fun off. If I touched a nerve, then I'm sorry.
Was my comment rude or you couldn't just digest the fact that I found your idea of sinking a boat full of crooks a bit too childish to dream about. And that was not a wise a** reply, just a cheap shot at me after you failed to justify your laughable idea with reasonable arguments. So I will prescribe you a dose of your own medicine like other members have done here- grow a strong chin. I am sure you will grow one with age and with some help from the 'fellow Bengies'. And before calling others 'pretentious fools' take a moment to figure out why you find people to be on your back and most of your posts are about defending yourself.

To everyone else- sorry for reviving this distasteful argument. I normally come to 'forget Cricket' section once in a couple of weeks.
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Old April 9, 2012, 12:58 AM
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Coco 1 ?
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Old April 9, 2012, 03:01 AM
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What ship ??
Coco 1 ?
Sure! Coco 1 would be fine. Just perforate some big holes underneath, so it sinks easier.

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Yo yo yo, waddup Bangies? Roey Haque ma brotha' from da hood in da house homies! Yo yo check dis out Bangy, Roey Haque gonna bust 'em rich a-- thugs, save ma brothas and sistahs from different mommas but da same Bangy hood 'n make dis world a brown man's Nirvana! Dat some serious Robin Hood s--t goin' on dere, you know what I'm sayin'? You dig dat s--t ma brownies? Dig it hard ma Bangies, dig it hard cuz Roey Haque in da house!

Peace Out brownies!
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Old April 9, 2012, 01:17 PM
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Yo yo yo, waddup Bangies? Roey Haque ma brotha' from da hood in da house homies! Yo yo check dis out Bangy, Roey Haque gonna bust 'em rich a-- thugs, save ma brothas and sistahs from different mommas but da same Bangy hood 'n make dis world a brown man's Nirvana! Dat some serious Robin Hood s--t goin' on dere, you know what I'm sayin'? You dig dat s--t ma brownies? Dig it hard ma Bangies, dig it hard cuz Roey Haque in da house!

Peace Out brownies!
Great joke. I see people are roaring with appreciation of your little comment.
But don't degrade our race to just a color. It's a range you should be talking about. In fact the gene that determines color is a gamut, unlike eye color. Meaning there are not a few clear cut types,but it's a whole range of shades from very dark to very white. Many Bengys are as fair as the Persians, then there are other Bengys who are as dark as the Tamils. How will you account them in your definition?

So please refrain from using such mislabeled,generalized, hate language.

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I didn't think it was hate language Roey. Nothing personally taken.
It looked like what we may call ourselves without racial bias just like the N-word used by the rappers.
That is not construed as hate but rather a sense of belonging and partly engulfs the discrimination as well -but constructively.

PS: I am no expert on that rhetoric - I may be wrong, am I?
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