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September 25, 2018, 04:49 PM
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How to sleep around with a lot of women like James Bond?
Hot ladies preferably!!
Thanks in advance.
Last edited by Zeeshan; September 25, 2018 at 04:49 PM..
Reason: Like James Bond
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September 25, 2018, 04:50 PM
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STEP 1: Be James Bond.
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September 25, 2018, 04:55 PM
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September 25, 2018, 04:59 PM
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Favorite drink must be Vodka Martini (shaken, not stirred)
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September 25, 2018, 05:16 PM
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First get a six pack! ( on the body not a pack of beer)
Be extremely witty and charming.
Own a nice tuxedo.
Wear an expensive watch.
Drive a sports car.
You will become a Menda Billay Magnet, that Bond will be jealous of
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September 25, 2018, 05:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aklemalp
Favorite drink must be Vodka Martini (shaken, not stirred)
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The new Bond doesn’t give a damn if it’s shaken or stirred
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September 25, 2018, 05:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by adamnsu
First get a six pack! ( on the body not a pack of beer)
Be extremely witty and charming.
Own a nice tuxedo.
Wear an expensive watch.
Drive a sports car.
You will become a Menda Billay Magnet, that Bond will be jealous of
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You're speaking of Archer:
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September 25, 2018, 05:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeeshan
STEP 1: Be James Bond.
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Well the rich Greek ugly poker guy had a babe who ended up with James Bond.
So one doesn’t necessarily need to be Bond to bag a hot babe, but to bag someone else’s hot babe you have to be James Bond 😁
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September 25, 2018, 05:19 PM
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Btw, interesting thread Zeeshan 👍
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September 25, 2018, 05:20 PM
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Quote:
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You're speaking of Archer:
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Initially I only saw the Mexican with the hands up and went huh.
Is Archer a cartoon?
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September 25, 2018, 05:22 PM
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Quote:
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The new Bond doesn’t give a damn if it’s shaken or stirred
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That's why Sean Connery is the only Bond I know and respect...all the other are plastic bonds...rubber bonds..
Roger Moore comes 2nd
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September 25, 2018, 05:25 PM
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Quote:
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That's why Sean Connery is the only Bond I know and respect...all the other are plastic bonds...rubber bonds..
Roger Moore comes 2nd
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Ha ha ha Roger Moore is the rubber as it gets. He was more of a joker IMO.
Pearce’s first instalment was amazing. Daniel Craig is a great Bond.
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September 25, 2018, 08:43 PM
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two words: assertive and persistent. Bond is a never take no for an answer type of guy. Unfortunately, that is no longer acceptable in today's SJW culture.
"Now now Miss Moneypenny, what do you mean by #metoo?"
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September 26, 2018, 01:29 AM
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Peirce Brosnan was the best imo.
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September 26, 2018, 01:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DinRaat.
Peirce Brosnan was the best imo.
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Yeap. Anyone who grew up with Goldeneye game will always pick Pierce.
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September 26, 2018, 01:57 AM
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I like the wit of Pearce and the toys Q supplied him with but having the physical attributes and tailoring of Daniel Craig
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September 26, 2018, 02:03 AM
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Ok let me ask the question: which James Bond girl do you intend to have a fantasy with after collecting all this info?
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September 30, 2018, 04:08 PM
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I think Dan Bilzerian is the guy who gets the most women I'm our modern day and age
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September 30, 2018, 07:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yankees
Yeap. Anyone who grew up with Goldeneye game will always pick Pierce.
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That was a surprisingly good game. Usually movie based games used to be crap at the time.
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September 30, 2018, 07:18 PM
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Yea unfortunately most movie games or game movies turn out to be garbage, case in point Assassin Creed.
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October 1, 2018, 08:58 AM
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Misdirecting the Youth will come and haunt.
Not funny to me since my teenaged boy comes to the forum as well. Rated the thread with two reds.
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October 1, 2018, 04:21 PM
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😝
Confidence and sense of humour.
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October 1, 2018, 06:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
Misdirecting the Youth will come and haunt.
Not funny to me since my teenaged boy comes to the forum as well. Rated the thread with two reds.
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A shame if he stumbles into this thread,really
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October 2, 2018, 04:48 AM
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Rather buy this car, then do the stuff mentioned above, waiting for iDumb to tell me why it would be the worst investment in the world
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October 3, 2018, 09:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
Misdirecting the Youth will come and haunt.
Not funny to me since my teenaged boy comes to the forum as well. Rated the thread with two reds.
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And what part of this thread is misdirecting youth?
EDIT: If you disregard the title, this thread is pretty benign.
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