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Old April 21, 2013, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Ajfar
^ Second one is pretty good. Thanks for the link Rifat
your welcome man This one is a GEM!

http://maniacmuslim.com/3-little-haram-pigs-part-1/

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Once upon a time, there lived three Haram pigs on the meadow. They each liked doing extremely Haram activities. They were known to be the Haramest citizens on the planet.

The first Haram pig was Mr. Straw. He was a shrewd businessman. He would lend people money and charge them outrageous interest rates. He even bought his straw house on a mortgage. Each piece of straw in his house was bought with a ridiculous amount of interest. For amusement, Mr. Straw would throw out truckloads of food in front of poor people to remind them how much he despises the poor. Mr. Straw once punched a homeless man in the face for no reason whatsoever. He later sued the homeless man $10,000 for “Damaging his fists” and won the case in the televised court case Straw vs Homeless Man.

His older brother, Mr. Stick, was evil in his own way. This pig had a loose tongue. He would curse, backbite and spread gossip like there’s no tomorrow. He also enjoyed lying a lot. Nearly every word of his was a lie. If you were to ask him how the weather is he’d say “It’s extremely sunny today” even though it hadn’t stopped hailing and snowing for days. He once concocted a rumour at the local school about how if the kids didn’t give any twigs and sticks to him they’d be shipped to Canada where they would have to wrestle polar bears and baby seals to stay alive. Naturally, this scared the kids so they gave him so many sticks that he built a house out of them. His stick house was built on lies. What makes it worse is that Mr. Stick would backbite about each and every one of these kids because it revitalized him. Sometimes Mr. Stick would curse out old people because he felt they were missing too many teeth and curse at babies because they were too cute. Mr. Stick clearly had a lot of issues.



Their eldest brother, Mr. Brick could quite possibly exceed their evilness. He was a raging alcoholic and adulterer. He drank beer like water. He even used beer as currency and traded some local construction workers a case of beer for a ton of bricks. His house of bricks was fuelled by alcohol. He was so obsessed with beer that he changed all the faucets and taps in his house from water to beer. Yes, he actually bathed in beer. It even prompted jokes of him being a “Beer-battered pig”. This followed with an alcoholic rage and Mr. Brick would beat anyone into a bloody pulp if they uttered this horrendous joke. Sometimes he would drink only when he was behind the wheel, just so he could stick it to the man.

His alcoholism gave him problems in his family life. His better half Mrs. Brick, pleaded for him to stop. Unbeknownst to Mrs. Brick, he was cheating on her with Ms. Piggy who was as obsessed with alcohol and evilness as he was. He later dumped Mrs. Brick because he enjoyed dumping innocent women. Unbeknownst to Ms. Piggy, Mr. Brick was cheating on her with a third pig: Wilbur’s hot female cousin pig from Charlotte’s Web.

Although independently they were each vile, together they owned a powerful media conglomerate called BOX News. They chose the name because of their inside-the-box thinking. It has become the most dominant media on the planet. They spread untruth and injustice. Only one citizen could stop their tyranny…
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