Quote:
|
Originally Posted by AsifTheManRahman
The average middle/lower middle/upper middle class Bangladeshi person's daily routine:
1. Wake up in the morning feeling not at all like P.D.
2. 5ta ruti, ek kaap chaa
3. Crawl to work an hour or two late
4. Shingara, adda, chaa @ 1100 hrs
5. Leave work an hour or two early
6. Late lunch @ 1500 hrs, menu: 3 plate bhaat + side(s) (gorur mangsho hoile kothai nai)
7. Afternoon nap, let the fat settle down in all the wrong places
8. Evening snack - bulky items such as chotpotti, samosas, boot, etc.
9. Late dinner @ 0000 hrs - same as lunch
10. Go to bed right after, let the fat settle down in all the wrong places
Result: Huge belly at 22 for men, after marriage for women.
|
Quite true....You put it really in a nice way! Let me add couple of more lines if you don't mind.
11. High cholestoral
12. Sign of heart problem (major artery block) at the age of 40
13. Diabetes
14. regular visit to doctors between # 8 and #9
15. Regular visit to local masjid in the fear of death
16. Visit Mecca before time is up.