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Originally Posted by auntu
ওস্তাদ কেইসটা ঠিক বুঝবার পারলাম না...
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auntu da,
this is my ex-viet-nam martial-arts cult guru van hojo...! seriously! other than helping me to be very strong and powerful he is teaching me seven secrets of life! how to...
1. walk on fire
2. be invisible at will
3. levitate
4. growing a third eye on my forehead (for the time being i am using an ink drawn one, he also said i may never grow one, i am weak, he advised me to cut one of my good eye out and nail it on my forhead)
5. being able to sleep and stay awake simultanously!
6. defeat a russian in wrestling!
7. speak laosian (just in case i am ever in cambodia and got lost in the forest and crossed the laosian border by mistake)