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A Bangali is havin breakfast 1 mornin; coffee, croissants, n bread with butter & jam, when a Indian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Bangali ignores the Indian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation...

Indian: "You Bangali folks eat the whole bread?"
Bangali (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Indian (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don't. In India, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in a container recycle them, and transform them into croissants and sell them to Bangladesh."
The Indian has a smirk on his face. The Bangali listens in silence.

The Indian persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread?"
Bangali: "Of Course."

Indian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling), "We don't. In India we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Bangladesh.

The Bangali then asks: "Do you have s** in India?"
Indian: "Why of course we do", the Indian says with a big smirk.

Bangali: "And what do you do with the c***** once you've used them?"
Indian: "We throw them away, of course."

Bangali: "We don't. In Bangladesh, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to India."