I just had a dream....maybe we are not doomed after all...
Since we cant improve ourselves and win anything we should do what is ideal for us. We should send Haba, Ram and Nana Bhai to All cricket playing countries. Very soon all the countries will be doomed by genius team selections and innovative batting/bowling orders and unheard of game plan and strategy. While the 3 musketeers spend some quality time at KFC, NASA, and all the famous biriyani houses in 9 other test playing nations, their innovation will doom the test status of all those unqualified test teams and we will remain last of the Mohicans meaning the only supreme cricket nation in the world. Since all the teams will lose by millions of runs by us, ICC, also will be known as BCC, will demote all test country as associates thus called as minnows and we will be the one and only supreme and elite cricket nation of the world!
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