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Originally Posted by IanW
Sorry, quick Brazil-Australia joke

Brazil are playing Australia, and after a massive attack of food poisoning, only Ronaldinho runs out on the paddock.

6th minute he scores, but eventually in the 86th minute Viduka heads one in to equalise, and it's a draw.

Ronaldinho goes back to the hospital to apologise to the team, and they are quick to congratulate him on saving a point as the only player, but he is inconsolable, explaining to his coach and teammates "I made a rash tackle from behind, and was sent off in the fourteenth minute".

Ian Whitchurch

That's a good one