Welcome to the rainforest and prepared to get wet.
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Argentina
Not Just A Team, We Are A Country
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Who's the genius that came up with this one? Athar Ali Khan or some other dude with the talent to overstate the obvious?
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Australia
Socceroos: Hopping Our Way Into History!
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Wow!
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Belgium
Expect The Impossible!
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Tui kor!
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
Dragons In Heart, Dragons On The Field!
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I like this for some reason.
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Brazil
Brace Yourselves! The Sixth Is Coming!
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Sad that this is the best they came up with.
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Cameroon
A Lion Remains A Lion
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Remains to be seen but I don't think so. They get old and become emaciated, docile and lazy cats waiting for death at the Mirpur Zoo.
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Chile
Chi Chi Chi!, Le Le Le! Go Chile!
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Chhi, chhi, le, le, dilam tomare ... Motin-level poetry I see.
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Colombia
Here Travels A Nation, Not Just A Team!
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AKA Cartel mules ...
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Costa Rica
My Passion Is Football, My Strength Is My People, My Pride Is Costa Rica
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Like this.
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Ivory Coast
Elephants Charging Towards Brazil!
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Moushumi in BraJil? How'd she manage tickets?
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Croatia
With Fire In Our Hearts, For Croatia All As One!
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Like this.
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Ecuador
One Commitment, One Passion, Only One Heart, This Is For You Ecuador!
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Blah blah blah ...
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England
The Dream Of One Team, The Heartbeat Of Millions!!
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Keep on dreaming.
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France
Impossible Is Not A French Word
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Neither is dysfunction.
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Germany
One Nation, One Team, One Dream!
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Scary flashbacks galore ...
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Ghana
Black Stars: Here To Illuminate Brazil
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Not possible. Black lights simply don't work that way.
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Greece
Heroes Play Like Greeks
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But Greeks play like Mahmudullah Riyad.
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Honduras
We Are One Country, One Nation, Five Stars On The Heart
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See Ecuador, one country but many nations.
I suppose most of the creative folks are still in prison for opposing Ahmadinejad.
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Italy
Let's Paint The FIFA World Cup Dream Blue
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Not bad but you won't be paintin' nothin' goodfellas.
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Japan
Samurai, The Time Has Come To Fight!
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Fight as opposed to ... Seppuku? I like it.
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South Korea
Enjoy It, Reds!
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The best one. These guys know how to have group fun.
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Mexico
Always United, Always Aztecas
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Always Aztecas, rarely united. 4 Coaches over 41 games, NICE!
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Holland
Real Men Wear Orange
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And it is the new black too.
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Nigeria
Only Together We Can Win
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Epiphany! Better late than never.
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Portugal
The Past Is History, The Future Is Victory
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Actually the past will continue in but with more metrosexual sulking and douchery.
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Russia
No One Can Catch Us
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That's what Khrushchev wanted after "burying the West".
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Spain
Inside Our Hearts, The Passion Of A Champion
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Welcome to the "One Star Forever Club". So an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Spaniard walk into a country inn not named Fawlty Towers ...
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Switzerland
Final Stop: 07-13-14 Maracana!
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A fondue cart in this heat, really?
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Uruguay
Three Million Dreams ... Let's Go Uruguay
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Dekhi koi jas ...
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U.S.
United By Team, Driven By Passion
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